Quotes

I stumble around the internet a lot in my spare time. Sometimes, I find myself reading a quote that may inspire or move me. This page is dedicated to those quotes.

“When I was a little kid, I used to kneel at my bed, and ask God for a new bike. When I realized he didn’t work that way, I stole one, and asked him for forgiveness.” – Unknown

“Boo!” – Casper the friendly Ghost

“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“Our test is to dodge materialism, lust and drugs… Back home they dodgin’ bombs; Whose got it worse, us or them?” – Young G

“You stressin’ out when the party starts, while some poor mother’s out there looking for her kids’ body parts… We have no choice but to try and get by.. Fix your own problems before you come and fix mine.” – Young G

“Don’t worry though, we’re in God’s hands… Just believe, everything goes as God plans” – Young G

“I hear the force tear the wall; Cops trying to make sure that I fear the law; I only fear Allah; They call us terrorists, ’cause we Arabic… I feel death, and I’m prepared for it” – Young G

“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.” – Groucho Marx

“Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t grow up can be vice president.” – Johnny Carson

“The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.” – Nicholas Butler

“With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.” – Steven Weinberg

“I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.” – Augusten Burroughs

“I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.” – Robert McCloskey

“Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.” – Barry LePatner